True Friendship

I received this one this morning from one of the girls in the office - I almost spit my coffee on my screen as I was reading some of these, cause I really COULD see her doing all of these! Thanks Colleen.

True Friendship

1. When you are sad,

I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew !

2. When you are blue,

I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,

I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared,

We will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried,

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby !

6. When you are confused,

I will use little words.

7. When you are sick,

Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall,

I'll pick you up and dust you off -- After I laugh my butt off !

9. This is my oath. I pledge it to the end.

'Why ?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND !

Friendship is like peeing your pants, 

everyone can see it, 

but only YOU can feel the true warmth.