Never underestimate

 I just had to share this one.

Sometimes THIS is my greatest accomplishment

 AND if you know me or have followed me in the past, you know that this is also the most difficult for me to obtain.

How about you?

Or do you find it easy to keep your mouth shut?

Oh come on .. there's always a reason to laugh!

Even when you think you can't find that reason to laugh ... 

I had to share this with you so that you WILL laugh EVERYDAY.
THIS is an awesome list of reasons!

How about you?
Will you now find a reason every day?

Male or Female??

I know I know.
I've been cleaning out some things and found this in the mix...

Now if my kids read this they will probably just roll their eyes, but we obviously kept this for a reason.  
So I figured it must be something I wanted to share.  

Male or Female

What Sex are they?

Ziploc Bags
Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them

Shoes
Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out

Copier
Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up

Tire
Male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated

Hot Air Balloon
Male, because to get it to go up anywhere, you have to light a fire under it.  And of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges
Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

Subway
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom

Hammer
Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it is handy to have around

Remote Control
Female.  
I know you thought I was going to say male, BUT consider this.  
It gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

It's Saturday!

It's another day, 
another chance to take over the world! 

But  ....
I must drink some coffee,

and get out of my fuzzy bunny slippers first; 

I'll keep you posted.
But you know, I might just take the weekend off ...
Cause there is always Monday to set my plan in motion..

Boyfriend 5.0 Upgraded to Husband 1.0??

This is just so good I had to share.  
It was in my email the other day from one of my co-workers.  She wanted to share to spread a little late day "cheer".  
So of course I had to share it with you too, it really is too good not to share.

A woman wrote to tech support, and their reply is a stroke of genius:

This young woman is no different from the rest of us, both family happiness and
heartbreak are familiar to her. 

She is simply looking for an answer to her questions. 

• How do you maintain a relationship? 
• How do you bring back the excitement of the first date?

She wrote a letter to the tech support to find her answers. 

She sent the letter as a joke and only remembered about it when she suddenly received an email notification with a response.

Bright Side welcomes you to read these emails. This correspondence changed her life.  It could possibly change yours as well.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown
in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: 

• Romance 9.5  
• Personal Attention 6.5

and then installed undesirable programs such as:

• NBA 5.0 
• NFL 3.0  
• Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. 

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate,

"First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications:

• Jewelry 2.0  
• Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to

• Grumpy Silence 2.5 
• Happy Hour 7.0 
• Beer 6.1

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie.

Good Luck!

We all have Fruitcake Friends

I know, when you saw the title you just HAD to click and check this one out.

I started to laugh thinking how silly this is. That was until I could start seeing some of my friends (and family but that's another post) that fit into these "categories".

I'm betting that you can too.

So now that you have stopped laughing, what do you think?
Do you have friends that fit into each of those categories?

I see you thinking about it.  I'm right aren't I?
You DO see your friends like this,
And you are so much better for it, 
Aren't you?

Happy Monday

This is a great way to

start the week.

Have you won today?

Pretty much enough said ... right?

Thanks Sun Gazing

What about you?

I saw this one and just had to share.

Some days you just want to pull the covers over your head and forget the world.  You know what I mean - every one and every thing seems to either be wrong or you are wrong, and nothing you think you can do can change it.

Well today that is not going to happen.  Nope not today ...

I am taking this one to heart ... 

Time to Attack the Day!

Planning vs Reality

Now I am not going to tell you that you shouldn't plan.
Trust me when I tell you I am always thinking and planning and hopefully executing the actual plan...

But when I saw this one I wanted to burst out laughing, cause even with the best laid plans ... 

Sometimes ...

So tell me, does this happen to you?  Often?

Definitely did to me today ...

TGIF 2015

I know some days when I'm not working are hard to decipher.  
Is it Tuesday?  Thursday?? 
What day is it??

Well today is not one of those days, even for those of us who haven't started working yet ....




For those of us who are working (or like me working part time but have started already), my thoughts for you today include this hope.........

Feel people think you are crazy?

Or
Are you feeling crazy?
You probably are you know ..... 
most of us "good" folks are 

Here's to dreaming outside the lines ....

Wine Vs Coffee

I saw this the other day, and I did share it on my Facebook page ... but well it's just too perfect so I'm sharing it here for anyone who may have missed it earlier.

So this morning I am having some coffee ... ok a LOT of coffee.

Some time this afternoon I'm sure I will be switching to wine .........
lets face it, it will be 5 o'clock somewhere and by then, I am almost positive SOMEONE will have done something so stupid even I can accept it without a little "help"

Please share if you agree.

Life Serious vs Funny

So what do you think ????

Shall we make a pact?

If you can't laugh at yourself every now and again, I'll do it for you (you know you already give me enough reasons to laugh, even when you are not trying to) and you will do the same for me (I will try to give you LOTS of reasons ... I know, I know, it will be difficult because I am such a serious person).

Oh look I just did it again :)

Yup its the IRS

I saw this one and just about choked 

yes I was stifling a laugh because 

this is pretty much how 

I've been feeling all "season" ......  

Do you think this is how they feel?

How did you fair this year?

Dear Karma

This one is PERFECT if you believe in Karma 

Personally I do - 

I know what goes around, comes around

But sometimes I think there are some people who forget this 

when they are being their "normal" self.

Can you think of anybody that belongs on this list?

Rules for dating my daughter

I just love this shirt!
I think it should be given to every mother and father on the day they bring their beautiful daughter home from the hospital.

What do you think?

Isn't this PERFECT??

Thanksgiving Poem

I stole this from my cousin - thanks Gail!

For all of us in the US who are celebrating Thanksgiving Today....

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Halloween Decorations

I seem to not decorate at all for Halloween, even when my kids were small.  I did have a "Halloween Wreath" that I would put on the back door (where we always entered the house) but that was it.  I don't know if it was because of where we lived, on a relatively busy street with no sidewalks and little streetlight, or if it was because it was a "short lived" holiday but NOW I have the perfect decoration!

How about you?  Do you decorate for Halloween or did I just give you your Halloween Decorations?

Jersey Girl

I saw this and had to share for all my "Jersey Girls"

So tell me .... Are you a Jersey Girl?

Yes, I am!