Happy Birthday Mr. President
I thought I would share a few of his "funnier" comments. Perhaps you have some others that you thought were funnier or "truer" that you might like to share.
[On Clint Eastwood running for Mayor]
What makes him think a middle-aged actor,
who's played with a chimp,
could have a future in politics?
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it.
If it keeps moving, regulate it.
And if it stops moving, subsidise it.
Politics is not a bad profession.
If you succeed there are many rewards,
if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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