HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

I got this in an email from one of the girls at work .... if you need a laugh this morning - this is it!  Thanks Elaine,

Home Security System - Priceless

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I took the kids and went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.  Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.  I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. 

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter"