As I was going through some boxes of old stuff (you know we all have those boxes) trying to get rid of more than a little bit of it and found this cute note on whether something is male or female....
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in but you can always see right through them.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with it's tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and of course, there's the hot air part ........
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female! HA! You thought I was going to say male. But consider it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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This made me spit pop onto my computer screen!
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