_bbR3iY5lLSjzaZNziPYc6VX6tk Inspiration CAN be found EVERYWHERE!: New Contract for 2009

Thursday, January 8, 2009

New Contract for 2009

After serious & cautious consideration . . .

Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2009!

It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!

My Wish for You in 2009

May peace break into your house.
May thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline.
May laughter assault your lips!
May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires.
May happiness slap you across the face.
May your tears be that of joy.
May the problems you had forget your home address!

In simple words . . .

May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!


Queenie Jeannie said...

LOL! That's funny!

Anonymous said...

Gee thanks!