I'm Crispy!

Here's another one from my friend Elaine, she really does have the BEST emails in the morning!

I woke up,

I lifted my arms,

I moved my knees,

I turned my neck......

Everything made the same noise:

'CrrrrrraaaaaacccccK!'

BUT, THANK THE GOOD LORD, I DID WAKE UP.

So .... I came to a conclusion:

I am not old,

I am just crispy!!!