A new Publix Supermarket opened in Wellington, Florida.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on,
you hear the distant sound of thunder
and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing
and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma
In the meat department there is the aroma
of charcoal grilled steaks and brauts.
In the liquor department,
In the liquor department,
the fresh, clean, crisp Smell of tapped Miller Lite.
When you approach the egg case,
When you approach the egg case,
you hear hens cluck and cackle
and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma
of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell
The bread department features the tantalizing smell
of fresh baked bread & cookies.
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I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
1 comment:
Haha, you got me!!
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