Male or Female??

I know I know.
I've been cleaning out some things and found this in the mix...

Now if my kids read this they will probably just roll their eyes, but we obviously kept this for a reason.  
So I figured it must be something I wanted to share.  

Male or Female

What Sex are they?

Ziploc Bags
Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them

Shoes
Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out

Copier
Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up

Tire
Male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated

Hot Air Balloon
Male, because to get it to go up anywhere, you have to light a fire under it.  And of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges
Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

Subway
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom

Hammer
Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it is handy to have around

Remote Control
Female.  
I know you thought I was going to say male, BUT consider this.  
It gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.