_bbR3iY5lLSjzaZNziPYc6VX6tk Inspiration CAN be found EVERYWHERE!: 25 Things I'd Like to say at work (not when kids are around)

Thursday, October 18, 2012

25 Things I'd Like to say at work (not when kids are around)

I actually have to thank my daughter for this list.  She is the one that found it and "passed it on" to me to share.  Thanks Jenn, you KNOW I have a few of my favorites on this list - starting with #1


25 phrases you wish you could say at work more often 
 (Warning: Contains naughty words...:-)))

 1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
 3. How about never? Is never good for you?
 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

 10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
 11. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
 13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
 23. No, my powers can only be used for good.
 24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
 25. Who me? I just wander from room to room.


So tell me, do you have your "favorites" on this list?  Let's see if they match mine.

4 comments:

Still Blonde after all these YEARS said...

Starting making a list of my favorites but there were too many that were perfect. Thanks for the smiles.

Grace Hodgin said...

Ahh yes, I think I could fall in love with this list. Of course the old stand my of "Your poor planning does not deem it an emergency on my part." works too.

Kat @ Inspiration CAN be Found Everywhere said...

That was my thought too Shelley! And Grace one of the partners at my firm has that on this wall... I always smile when I see that one.

Kat @ Inspiration CAN be Found Everywhere said...

That was my thought too Shelley! And Grace one of the partners at my firm has that on this wall... I always smile when I see that one.