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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Public Service Announcement for Senior Texters ...

If you just got your iPhone or any of those so called "smart phones" and are "learning" to text, 
here is some VERY helpful information. 
Don't thank me (DTM). 
This is a public service (TIPS).

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

I just had to - I'm sorry - this just had me ROFLMAO

1 comment:

Lynette said...

your right so much fun
but wouldn't
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
be FWBB?

OLD: Oh Lordy, Duck (especially useful for when those red hat ladies are coming around).

CSG: Coffee Shop Gossip (my mom gets a lot of that).

DACS: Driving and Can't See