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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Today's Email "Specialty"

None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff
Are you tired of those
sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship.
You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces
on this card - Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1.
When you are sad,
I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!


2.
When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3.
When you smile,
I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.


4.
When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.


5.
When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much w
orse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6.
When you are confused,
I will use little words.


7.
When you are sick,
Stay away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.


8.
When you fall,
I'll pick you up and dust you off--
After I laugh my rear off!!


9.
This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,

b
ut only YOU can feel the true warmth.

3 comments:

Tabitha Blue/Fresh Mommy said...

Hahahaha, this was great!! Thanks for the smiles and laughs!

:)
~Tabitha~

freshmommyblog.com

Yaya said...

Haha! I live by #7!

Bonnie said...

I love this...I have seen it before and it sure tells it like it is. This is true friendship.