_bbR3iY5lLSjzaZNziPYc6VX6tk Inspiration CAN be found EVERYWHERE!: Flat Tire

Monday, January 12, 2009

Flat Tire

Ok I've seen this before, but one of the girls in the office just sent this to me. It produced a laugh that was definitely needed.


Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my
Car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and
Open the trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at
The rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so
Lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats
Exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the
Approaching drivers.

But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my
Lifelike men.

And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is
Tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state
Trooper pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I
Could tell he was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.

'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing
Here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'

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